a perverse take
international econs: for all its ingenuity, human beings just cant use one bloody currency and speak one language cos somewhere along the line of evolution, they decided to make life more complicated.
marketing research: we need to study what others are doing so we can sell them more things they dont need and become richer at the expense of their stupidity.
human capital management: the art of exaggerating your worth so you willingly sell your soul to the corporation, end up being fired one day and still think that you are getting the better end of the stick.
negotiation: convincing you to accord to a win-win situation when it is a case of winmore(me!)-winless(you! the loser).
business processes: one million theories and formulas can really make you more efficient. when people spend godknowshowmany hours figuring them out. now why dont you believe me?
consumer behaviour: you know, i am really doing you more good by figuring out how your brain works. so that i can effectively manipulate it with marketing campaigns and advertisements and whatsnot. but you ARE happy cos you are satisfied.
jacq | 3:35:00 PM
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